i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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