we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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