Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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