Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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