Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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