Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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