doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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