She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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