They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning