I'm so fucking centered right now
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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