week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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