On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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