: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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