do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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