Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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