oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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