How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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