bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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