Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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