Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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