I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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