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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
