HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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