The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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