idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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