No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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