Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.