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Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.