Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?