Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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