Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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