I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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