Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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