I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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