I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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