Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
In other news, I just burned my penis
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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