The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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