Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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