she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We had sex on a dog bed..
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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