There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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