We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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