is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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