Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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