you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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