I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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