your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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