I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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