I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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