how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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