worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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