Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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