i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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