Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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