My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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