you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH